Ahh, baby... I see you've gone and changed your name again... You formless banana traitor, you!

 

FRIENDS GONE? HAIR GREY?

DON'T WORRY, DARLING!
 

it's...
 

the famous blue
four-in-the-morning
LEONARD COHEN
NAME GENERATOR

 

Laughing maniacally in a voice three octaves lower than that of any ordinary human, Canadian singer-songwriter Leonard Cohen proclaims:

"Give me absolute control over every living soul
And lie beside me, baby, that's an order!!"

But first, he notices you've gone and changed your name again...

 

Ahh, friends. It don't matter if you're a man or a woman. This is the name you've gotta learn to say!  Listen carefully...  Here it comes...
 

 

 

 

 

 

HAPPY BELATED 70TH BIRTHDAY, LEONARD!

 

CREDITS

 

 Concept, vocabulary formula and design: Elizabeth the Evil Genius

JavaScript: Adam Gundry Business Solutions

Page: Gombert

Shining details: Auntie Fiona

Firefox enableability: Bing O'Tree

Names based on lyrics from Leonard Cohen's songs

 

LINKS

 

For more information about Leonard Cohen, visit the definitive English-language websites:

The Leonard Cohen Files

Speaking Cohen

 

See also Thoughtcat's main Leonard Cohen page

 

DISCLAIMER

 

This is a fan site. Leonard Cohen is not affiliated with it. He does not really want you to change your name. If these thoughts interest you for even a moment, you are lost.

 

 

Dear Heather

  The Essential Leonard Cohen

   

 

  "They locked up a man
who wanted to rule the world
The fools
They locked up the wrong man"
 


(c) L. Cohen

 

 

 

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